Johnny Sharp publicará un libro titulado "Crap Lyrics" que contiene una lista de las letras más estupidas del Pop.
Entre los artistas seleccionados están Led Zeppelin encabezando, The Beatles, Queen, Oasis, Pink Floyd, The Police, Bob Marley, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Black Eyed Peas, Bob Dylan, AC DC y nuestra genial Shakira.
En el año 2001 se daba a conocer Whenever wherever su primer single en inglés, rápidamente se convirtió en un hit mundial y además fue la canción más exitosa del año. Ganó varios premios y Shakira se mostraba sexy y provocativa.
Pero una de sus estrofas causó mucha polémica... “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains.” (Suerte que mis pechos sean pequeños y humildes, así no los confundes con montañas)
¿Qué opinan? ¿Se merecía un lugarcito en esa lista?
Estan son las otras canciones elegidas:
“Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg.” The Lemon Song, Led Zeppelin
“I don’t want to see a ghost, it’s the sight that I fear most. I’d rather eat a piece of toast, and watch the evening news.” Life, Des’ree
“I see a little silhouetto of a man, Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the fandango?” Bohemian Rhapsody, Queen
“Caught beneath the landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky.” Champagne Supernova, Oasis
“Touch my bum, this is life.” Cheeky Song, The Cheeky Girls
“We’ll start over again, grow ourselves new skin. Get a house in Devon, drink cider from a lemon.” Buck Rogers, Feeder
“Keep the blood flowin’ down to your feet, Brother Lois will be around in a minute, with a bucket filled with squirreled meat.” Superfunkycalifragisexy, Prince
“I’m sorry that I doubted you, I was so unfair. You were in a car crash and you lost all your hair.” Don’t Pass Me By, The Beatles
“I know a mouse and he hasn’t got a house. I don’t know why I call him Gerald.” Bike, Pink Floyd
“I’m serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer.” Rhythm Is A Dancer, Snap
“I hope my legs don’t break, walking on the moon.” Walking On The Moon, The Police
“Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don’t confuse them with mountains.” Whenever, Wherever, Shakira
“Snot running down his nose, greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, Drying in the cold sun, watching as the frilly panties run.” Aqualung, Jethro Tull
“I’m down on my knees, searching for the answer...Are we human, or are we dancer?” Human, Killers
“Oh babe, I wanna put my log in your fireplace.” Burn Bitch Burn, Kiss
“Now you’re amazed by the VIP posse, steppin’ so hard like a German Nazi.” Play That Funky Music, Vanilla Ice
“She has brown sugar all over her booga-wooga.” Kinky Reggae, Bob Marley and the Wailers
“Fox hole love, pie in your face, living in and out of a big fat suitcase.” Around The World, Red Hot Chili Peppers
“Let me put my love into you babe, let me cut your cake with my knife.” Let Me Put My Love Into You, AC/DC
“So many lyrics, we keep them in stores. We’ve even got them comin’ out of our pores.” Let’s Get Ready to Rumble, PJ & Duncan
"…I mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky cocoa. Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiight!" My Humps de Black Eyed Peas.
A mi parecer no es considerada ninguna estupidez la frase marcada por dicho sujeto.
Shakira nos cuenta la verdad acerca de una de las partes de su cuerpo.
Federico
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